tortillas:

wartortles:

but what happened in 2012

puberty hit him so hard he got knocked out for a whole year


hophigh:

inner—utopia:

Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.


drugsupplier:

calling your friends like

image




bellecosby:

this bitch doesn’t even have all her adult teeth



telapathetic:

Sorry teacher I cant do my homework because I don’t fucking give a shit


kardashianjpeg:

I couldn’t resist making this

kardashianjpeg:

I couldn’t resist making this


goddiva:

The year is 2020. Robin Thicke’s ten year old son is writing a poem for school. Stumped, the child turns to his father, “Dad, what rhymes with ‘hug me’?” A single tear roles down Robin Thicke’s face as he is confronted with the one question he will never be able to answer.


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